Cartoon Story poster


Main Spoof

  • Lightning McQueen (Cars) as Woody
  • Phineas Flynn (Phineas and Ferb) as Buzz Lightyear
  • Donald Duck as Mr. Potato Head
  • Bolt as Slinky Dog
  • Mike Wazowski (Monsters, Inc.) as Rex
  • Mack (Cars)/Yeti (Monsters, Inc.)/P.T. Flea (A Bug's Life) as Hamm
  • Sally Carrera (Cars) as Bo Peep
  • Junior Asparagus (VeggieTales) as Andy Davis
  • Duncan (Total Drama) as Sid
  • Mrs. Asparagus (VeggieTales) as Mrs. Davis
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  • Boo (Monsters, Inc.) as Molly Davis
  • Sarge (Cars) as Sergeant
  • Commando Elite (Small Soldiers) and Sarge's Boot Camp Students (Cars) as Sarge's Soldiers 
  • Agnes (Despicable Me) as Hannah
  • Herbie as RC
  • Turbo as Lenny
  • C-3PO (Star Wars) as Robot
  • Sonic the Hedgehog as Snake
  • WALL-E as Etch
  • Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles) as Rocky Gabriltar 
  • Poppy (Trolls) as Troll Dolls
  • Annoying Orange as Mr. Spell
  • Bruce (Finding Nemo) as Mr. Shark
  • Minions (Despicable Me) and Forest Creatures (The Lorax) as Various Squeeze Toy Aliens
  • Stuart the Minion (Despicable Me) as Chosen Squeeze Toy Alien
  • Dumbo as Babyface
  • Garfield as Hand-in-the-Box
  • Princess Jasmine (Aladdin) as Legs
  • Aladdin as RollerBob
  • Kermit the Frog (The Muppets) as Frog
  • Tom Cat (Tom & Jerry) as Walking Car
  • Jerry Mouse (Tom & Jerry) as Ducky
  • Peter Pan as Jingle Joe
  • Odie (Garfield) as Rockmobile
  • Miss Piggy (The Muppets)/Petrie (The Land Before Time) as Janie/Pterodactyl
  • Rod Redline (Cars 2) as Combat Carl
  • Chick Hicks (Cars) as Scud
  • Isabella Garcia-Shapiro (Phineas and Ferb) as Herself
  • Lola Bunny (The Looney Tunes Show) as Burned Rag Doll
  • Big Bad Wolf (Shrek) as Huge Red Pickup Truck Toy
  • The Flying Dutchman (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Yellow Soldier Toys
  • Ellie (Ice Age) as Sally Doll
  • Fireside Girls (Phineas and Ferb) as Themselves
  • French Narrator (SpongeBob SquarePants) as Himself
  • Dan Povenmire as Himself
  • Jeff "Swampy" Marsh as Himself
  • Rajah (Aladdin) as Himself
  • Various Piston Cup Racers (Cars) as Cars Crashing Into Scud
  • Mater (Cars) as Himself

Mentioned only

  • Candace Flynn
  • Heinz Doofenshmirtz
  • Perry the Platypus

Silly Song

  • Mike Wazowski (Monsters, Inc.) as Larry the Cucumber
  • SpongeBob SquarePants as Bob the Tomato
  • Phineas Flynn (Phineas and Ferb) as Junior Asparagus
  • Doc Hudson (Cars) as Pa Grape
  • Garfield as The Peach
  • Rowlf the Dog (The Muppets) as Pianist


  • Owen Wilson
  • Vincent Martella
  • Tony Anselmo
  • John Travolta
  • Billy Crystal
  • John Ratzenberger
  • Bonnie Hunt
  • Drew Nelson
  • Gail Freeman
  • Mary Gibbs
  • Paul Dooley
  • Jan Rabson
  • Elsie Fisher/Nev Scharrel
  • Ryan Reynolds
  • Anthony Daniels
  • Roger Craig Smith/Ben Schwartz
  • Ben Burtt
  • Craig T. Nelson
  • Dane Boedenheigmer
  • Pierre Coffin/Chris Renaud
  • Frank Welker/Bill Murray
  • Linda Larkin
  • Scott Weinger
  • Jim Henson/Steve Whitmire
  • Gregg Bergger
  • Bobby Driscoll/Blayne Weaver
  • Will Ryan/Jeff Bennett
  • Bruce Campbell
  • Michael Keaton
  • Alyson Stoner
  • Kristen Wiig
  • Aron Warner
  • Brian Doyle-Murray
  • Queen Latifah
  • Tom Kenny
  • Ariel Winter
  • Larry the Cable Guy

Movie Used:

  • Toy Story (1995)


  1. Opening/"Staff Meeting, Everybody!"
  2. Soldiers' Mission (Recon Plan Charlie)
  3. Lightning Meets Phineas/Phineas Flies!/"Strange Things"
  4. Lightning Confronts Phineas/It's Duncan!
  5. Who Will Junior Pick?/A Race Car Accused!
  6. Lost at the Gas Station/Pizza Planet/Phineas Meets the Minions and Forest Animals
  7. Duncan's House
  8. Playtime at Duncan's/Phineas Learns the Truth/"I Will Go Sailing No More"
  9. Tea Party/Duncan's Window to Junior's Window/The Big One
  10. "Phineas, I Can't Do This Without You"
  11. "Silly Songs with Mike"
  12. Lightning Asks for Help/Rescue Mission
  13. "Play Nice!"
  14. The Chase
  15. Rocket Power
  16. Christmas at Junior’s New House/End Credits


Cast Gallery

Differences between the original version and the spoof version

  • There are no soldiers stepped on during the recon scene.
  • Instead of the Buzz Lightyear commercial, the behind the scenes interview of Phineas and Ferb was the one that got Phineas to realize that he was a Toon.
  • None of Lightning's friends leave him because they beat up Donald for his behavior. Here, instead, Lightning gets beat up by Donald because he believed he was a "backstabbing murderer".
  • Instead of Lightning being yanked, he gets towed in the undercarriage by Mater as another way for Sally to get his attention.

"Phineas Talks with Isabella on the Video Phone" Script

  • Phineas: Hello? Isabella?
  • Isabella: Phineas, did you find Lightning?
  • Phineas: Yes. I got him, and we're in the claw machine.
  • Isabella: Excellent. So, Phineas, speaking of that, I hope the others are looking around for— (a game starts buzzing before she can continue.)

"Donald Goes Nuts" Script

  • Bolt: See? It is Phineas! Now, give back the lights, Donald!
  • Donald: Wait just a minute, what are you trying to pull?!
  • Lightning: (exposing Phineas' arm) Nothing.
  • (Sally and the other Toons scream in shock. Mike retches.)
  • Mack: Oh, that is disgusting!
  • Donald: MURDERER!
  • Lightning: No! No, no, no, no!
  • Donald: (Quacks angrily)
  • Lightning: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
  • Toons: Stop! Donald,No!
  • (One Hour Later)
  • Lightning: (Knocked Unconscious)
  • Donald: (Laughs nervously)
  • Sally: Who do you think you are?
  • Mike: All you have to do was listen, JUST ONCE! But you didn't. Did you? You're still not listening! AHHHH! (Attacks Donald)
  • Bolt: (Barks)
  • Mack: Hey, guys. We better go, it's about to rain!
  • Orange: Don't ever be an angry bird.

"Phineas, I Can't Do This Without You" Scene

  • (The rain pours down, and thunder strikes. Duncan snores. Lightning strains.)
  • Lightning: (whispers) Psst! Psst! Hey, Phineas.
  • (Phineas looks extremely depressed. Lightning throws him a ring to get his attentoon.)
  • Lightning: Hey, get over here, and see if you can get this toolbox off me! (Phineas stares blankly at him) What? What are you looking at me like that for? I didn't do anything! You're the one who wouldn't hide, Phineas! It's your own fault you were strapped to that thing!
  • (He drives backwards, which causes a toolbox to shake.)
  • Duncan: I wanna ride the pony. (snores)
  • Lightning: All right, all right, I'm sorry! OK? Is that what you wanna hear, Phineas? I shouldn't have left you out there for Duncan. There, I said it. You gotta admit, you weren't helping me much. Come on, Phineas, I— Phineas, I can't do this without you. I need your help.
  • Phineas: (sad) I can't help. I can't help anyone.
  • Lightning: Why, sure you can, Phineas. You can get me outta here, and I'll get that rocket off you, and we'll make a break for Junior's house!
  • Phineas: Junior's house, Duncan's house. What's the difference?
  • Lightning: Oh, Phineas, you had a big fall! You must not be thinking clearly.
  • Phineas: No, Lightning. For the first time, I am thinking clearly. You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger. I'm just a Toon; a stupid, little insignificant Toon.
  • Lightning: Whoa, hey, wait a minute. Being a Toon is a lot better than being a Space Ranger.
  • Phineas: Yeah, right.
  • Lightning: No, it is. Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal. It's because you're a Toon. You are his Toon!
  • Phineas: But why would Junior want me?
  • Lightning: "Why would Junior want you"? Look at you! You're Phineas Flynn! Any Toon would give up its moving parts just to be you! You've got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that.... that whoosh thing. You are a cool Toon! As a matter of fact, you're too cool. What kind of chance does a race-car stand against a boy with such active imaginations? All I can do is... (a flashback shows) KACHOW! (flashback ends and cuts back to reality) (to Phineas) Why would Junior ever wanna play with me, when he's got you? I'm the one who should be strapped to that rocket.
  • (Afterwards, Phineas remembers a flashback of him and Junior smiling, and starts to smile as his confidence grows back.)
  • Lightning: Listen, Phineas. Forget about me. You should get outta here while you can.
  • Phineas: No!

Lightning Asks for Help Script

  • Lightning: Guys! (the mutant Toons flee) No, no, no, no! Wait! Wait, listen, please, there's a good toon down there and he's… he's gonna be blown into bits in a few minutes all because of me. But... we gotta save him.
  • (Jasmine sobs on the fountain, as Rajah approaches)
  • Jasmine: It's all my fault, Rajah. We should’ve gotten him a chance. (As she sobs again, she and Rajah hug)
  • Lightning: (sighs) I need your help.
  • (Dumbo walks over)
  • Lightning: (about Phineas) Please. He's my friend, and he's the only one I've got.
  • Peter: Come on, Garfield. We have to help him. He didn't know we were the good guys, but now he knows, and he said that he is sorry, so we have to help him.
  • Garfield: WHAT?! He expects us to help him, after he called us disgusting cannibals?! Just like THAT?!?!
  • Aladdin: Come on, Garfield. He did say "sorry". So we should help him. We're a team. We can't let him do this on his own.
  • Garfield: All right. Let's help him out.
  • Aladdin: I agree. I mean, he did say sorry. So we should give him a chance.
  • (Peter hoots like a rooster as he and the toons agree to help)
  • Kermit: Well... W-w-what are we waiting for? Let's go save his friend!
  • (everybody lines up)
  • Lightning: Thanks, guys. OK, I think I know what to do. We're gonna have to break a few rules, but if it works, it'll help everybody.
  • (At Junior's house, Junior, realizing that he cannot find Lightning or Phineas anywhere, sighs disappointedly and walks off.)

"Isabella and the Fireside Girls Arrive at the Backyard" Script

  • Isabella: We're in luck! Looks like we're here before the Asparagus family is moving. OK, girls! Let's seal off this area! Holly, you go take up a scanning position one half-click to the north! Ginger, you got the south! The rest of you, fan out! We've got to stop whoever it was who kidnapped them. I'm going to look for Phineas and Lightning. Any questions?
  • Gretchen: Yeah. How long has this mailbox been here?
  • Isabella: Oy. (runs off)

"Isabella Confronts Duncan" Script

  • Isabella: Duncan, what happened back there?
  • Duncan: The toys! The toys are alive! N-Nice toy!
  • (Ellie screams, and Duncan screams back)
  • Duncan: AHHHHHH!
  • Isabella: Keep it together. It's all right. Now where's Phineas?
  • Duncan: He's in the backyard.
  • (Outside)
  • Lightning: Nice work, fellas. Good job. Coming out of the ground... what a touch. That was a stroke of genius.
  • Phineas: Lightning. (Lightning drives up, and Phineas smiles) Thanks.
  • Isabella: Hey, Phineas, hey, Lightning. Where have you guys been?
  • Phineas: This is it. (pans to Duncan's house)
  • (Lightning and Phineas hear the horn)
  • Mrs. Asparagus: Everybody say "Bye, house"!
  • Phineas: Lightning, the van!
  • Junior: Bye, house.
  • Lightning: We gotta run! Thanks, guys!
  • Jasmine: You're welcome!
  • Phineas: See you in the sequel.
  • Isabella: Okay, Phineas.

"Lightning Gets Beaten Up Again" Script

  • Bolt: Ow!
  • Mike: Are we there already?
  • Donald: Lightning?

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  • Originally, this was going to be the third Alec Thaggard channel parody because the trailer for Titanic (My Style) was released first. However, Cartoon Story was released first, and it became the first spoof instead.
  • At one point, Phineas breaks the fourth wall by mentioning that he will see Isabella in the sequel. Of course, this turns out to be perfectly true, as Isabella appears as Jessie in Cartoon Story 2.
  • This is one of a few times where Isabella does not use her catchphrase "Whatcha doin'?".
  • Mater doesn’t have any actual dialogue in this crossover besides laughing.
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