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Script

  • Leonardo: Welcome to the Central Park Zoo! (People cheer) Just smile and wave, boys. Today, we're gonna blow this dump.
  • Lightning McQueen: Here come the people, Mater! Oh, I love the people!
  • Sandy: This is the life.
  • Narrator: They had the best of everything
  • Lightning: Just doesn't get any better than this, ya know?
  • Narrator: until they wanted a night on the town.
  • Mater: Let's go!
  • Lightning: What?
  • Isabella: Excuse me?
  • Mater: C'mon, we could be back by mornin'. The Turtles are goin'!
  • Mater: This place is crack-a-lackin!
  • SpongeBob: Ow, ow, ow, ow!
  • Leonardo: We've been ratted out, boys.
  • Mater: Good evening, officers.
  • Narrator: Now, they're being set way out of town.
  • Lightning: Oh, great. This is just great.
  • Mater: This could the best thing that's ever happen to us!
  • Lightning: No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
  • (The subtitle “From the creator of "Cartoon Story"” appears.)
  • (Hyenas gasp)
  • Lightning: Hey. Hi. We just got in from New York.
  • Forky: Run for your lives!!!
  • Gizmo: What are they? What ARE they?!
  • (Lightning bumps into several cones)
  • Jumba: They're just a bunch of pansies. Let's go and meet the pansies!
  • (crowd cheers)
  • Jumba: I like to move it, move it! You like to...
  • Other Toons: Move it!
  • Lightning: What is he, a guinea pig?
  • Isabella and Phineas: I don't know.
  • SpongeBob: I think it's a squirrel.
  • Jumba: Physically fit, physically, physically  
  • Lightning: Can you guys just excuse me just for one little second? (Cries out hysterically)
  • Sandy: What are you DOING!?!
  • Lightning: I'm swimming back to New York! HELP!!
  • Narrator: Owen Wilson.
  • Lightning: We just gotta ask these bozos where the people are. How you doin'? We're just trying to find our way to—
  • (Gizmo cries)
  • Lightning: Oh! Oh, sorry.
  • SpongeBob: Oh, Lightning.
  • (Mater is driving backwards)
  • Narrator: Larry the Cable Guy.
  • Mater: Yeah! You don't see that on Animal Planet.
  • (dolphins chirp)
  • Narrator: (as SpongeBob runs) Tom Kenny.
  • SpongeBob: NATURE! IT'S ALL OVER ME! GET IT OFF!!
  • (Sandy is seen surfing.)
  • Narrator: Carolyn Lawrence.
  • Sandy: McQueen, don't—! (Lightning hits a wall while crashing) Oy, vey.
  • Jumba: Oy, vey!
  • Pleakley: Oy, vey, everybody!
  • Crowd: (cheering) Oy, vey!
  • Narrator: From The Alec Thaggard Channel…
  • Pleakley: Where are you giants from?
  • Lightning: We're from New York.
  • Jumba: All hail, the New York giants!
  • Crowd: NEW YORK GIANTS!
  • Narrator: They're out of the zoo
  • Leonardo: Navigation.
  • Narrator: without a clue.
  • Michelangelo: Hmm?
  • Leonardo: Don't give me excuses! (Slaps Donatello) GIMME RESULTS!!!
  • (the title "Madagascar" appears)
  • Narrator: Madagascar.
  • Sandy: Talk to him, Lightnin'. You know, go over there and give him a little pep talk.
  • Lightning: Hi there. (Gizmo cries out loud) Oh, gee!

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