Here on the Alec Thaggard Wiki, we usually provide family-friendly content, even kids' movies, but some of them are not even the case, and we'd like to know that the movies I hate are THE WORST!!! So, here is a list for you to prove it.
| Number | Title | Image | Release Date | Why it (absolutely) sucks |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice | March 25, 2016 | Dang it, Warner Bros! | |
| 2 | Strange World | November 23, 2022 | This movie is nothing but a worthless travesty I can’t believe Disney would ever make! | |
| 3 | Foodfight! |  |
June 15, 2012 (United Kingdom) May 7, 2013 (United States) |
Ugh, Foodfight. It is just a piece of trash disguised as a movie. And for what? Horrible animation! And what could have been an interesting plot that had been stupidly executed! I can’t believe the mascots shown on the cover didn’t even appear! Another problem is the waste of voice talent. Why didn’t they just use the hard drive to make the animation a lot less rushed and more fresh? Maybe it’s because they were too lazy to make it any better. The designs for the characters are so creepy and freaky, the models are totally gross and disgusting, the voice acting is bad, the characters are annoying and rage-inducing, most of the supposed brand advertisers pulled out when it turned out that the film would be a huge disappointment and were replaced with ridiculous versions of brand icons, even the most horrible, putrid, vile, poorly-prepared, unappetizing, disgusting character designs the creators could come up with. Now that was a lame attempt at revenge. Also, the food puns and other kinds of humor are annoying, and the premise does not make any sense at all. At least Dex Dogtective and Sunshine Goodness' designs are decent, aside from all the other horrible character designs. I still think this is so not worth my time. |
| 4 | The Emoji Movie |  |
July 28, 2017 | What a stupid excuse for a smartphone commercial disguised as a movie! It doesn’t even help that emojis were more popular back in 2015, and the jokes are unfunny. It even wasted good acting, such as T.J. Miller from Big Hero 6, Anna Faris from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, James Corden, Maya Rudolph ALSO from Big Hero 6, Patrick Stewart from Chicken Little, Rob Riggle, and Sean P. Hayes from Monsters University, the writing is terrible, and the characterization is just plain stupid. Also, the emoji world looks blandly animated, although the animation in the human world looks tolerable. Honestly, not as bad as Norm of the North, but still nowhere near as great as any Pixar movie EVER! It's not even as good as Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, SpongeBob SquarePants, or even Phineas and Ferb whatsoever. I'd rather watch Wreck-it Ralph, Cars, The Lego Movie, Inside Out, and everything good I mentioned above than this one piece of trash disguised as a movie I was talking about. |
| 5 | Norm of the North |  |
January 15, 2016 | We're banished! Stuck out in this wasteland of a movie! No, seriously. The animation looks hideous, and the twerking is so annoying, but I can do better than Norm's twerking. |
| 6 | Sausage Party |  |
August 12, 2016 | What kind of a movie with anthropomorphic food has swear words and other kinds of ugly things like that? I mean, it's literally inappropriate for ANYONE under 18! (sigh) It wastes the talents of actors such as Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Nick Kroll, and Bill Flipping Hader! For starters, I would rather watch Phineas and Ferb, SpongeBob, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and VeggieTales (which is way better to look at than this useless, pathetic, annoying pile of junk they call a movie about food)! (panting) Even if the animation is okay, it is not that great and does NOT even save this stupid movie from being ruined by the overuse of adult content. The idea of the movie was fine and all, but why waste so much money ruining that idea's potential and turning it into some poorly-executed adult movie? What's the point of that? You want to watch talking foods? Watch either VeggieTales or Annoying Orange instead of this huge pile of trash. The adult humor in this movie is very annoying, particularly the sausages doing shapes like... I'm not saying it. There are kids present. Oh, and the buns shaped like butts, for corn's sake! The pop culture jokes are also unfunny, and the character designs look like rip-offs of those from that "Let's All Go to the Lobby" commercial, which I would much rather watch than this stupid movie. And… There is a horrifying scene where all the foods get eaten by the humans, even baby carrots! YIKES! Also, the ending was horrible, because of the grossness of the notorious orgy party. The food puns are horrible and so annoying, and they do not work! You maniacs! You idiots! It's MY job to do food puns! The amount of cursing was totally ridiculously horrible. Just horrible. The writing is also terrible, even for a movie that is meant for adults. I am not kidding. Please do not dare watch this foul mouthed excuse for a movie, if you don’t like R-rated movies like this. |
| 7 | Doogal |  |
February 24, 2006 | We all agree: even the younger children are SUPPOSED to be angry. Sure, the animation doesn’t look so bad, but the voice talents are just wasted. Also the movie is a pointless, disgraceful redub of The Magic Roundabout! I am not kidding! |
| 8 | The Happytime Murders |  |
August 24, 2018 | We all know this is the first Muppet movie for mostly adults, but this is taking it way too far. You know what? If you really want to watch a crime comedy, please watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit instead. I mean, really, you're destroying my soul, McCarthy! |
| 9 | A Car’s Life: Sparky’s Big Adventure |  |
November 21, 2006 | YOU ARE FIRED FROM CREATING RIPOFFS OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES!!! Please, pack up your desk, do yourself a favor, and STOP BEING DERIVATIVE!!! Okay, the animation looks really bad, and the story is badly-written. |
| 10 | The Banana Splits Movie |  |
July 18, 2019 | What a stupid idea, making a kids' show into a creepy horror movie only adults would watch! Even worse, it ripped off the scariest game of all-time, Five Nights at Freddy’s, rather than staying faithful to the source material. |
| 11 | Barney's Great Adventure | April 3, 1998 | No. Just,no. | |
| 12 | Son of the Mask | Why? Just why? This all could have been easily avoided if Jim Carrey were able to reprise his role. Then there would have been an ACTUAL Mask sequel! But no! We got THIS cruddy film. | ||
| 13 | The Autobots | Those random creators were stupid enough to make a Chinese rip-off bad enough to plagiarize Cars, even the character designs that look way too identical to the characters from that movie series to the point where you can easily tell that they’re blatant rejects! Even the animation looks horrible, and it doesn’t help that the cover art cannot be trusted because it misleads us into believing that it would look good, but no! They just pulled the same crap as Foodfight! So whatever you do: DO NOT judge a book by its cover! |