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Here on the Alec Thaggard Wiki, we usually provide family-friendly content, even kids' movies, but some of them are not even the case, and we'd like to know that the movies I hate are THE WORST!!! So, here is a list for you to prove it.

Number Title Image Release Date Why Exactly I Hate It
1 Foodfight!
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June 15, 2012 (United Kingdom)

May 7, 2013 (United States)

Ugh, Foodfight. It is just a piece of trash disguised as a movie. And for what? Horrible animation! I can’t believe the mascots shown on the cover didn’t even appear! Another problem is the waste of voice talent.
2 The Emoji Movie
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July 28, 2017 What a stupid excuse for a smartphone commercial disguised as a movie! It doesn’t even help that emojis were more popular back in 2015, and the jokes are unfunny. It even wasted good acting, such as T.J. Miller from Big Hero 6, Anna Faris from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, James Corden, Maya Rudolph ALSO from Big Hero 6, Patrick Stewart from Chicken Little, Rob Riggle, and Sean P. Hayes from Monsters University, the writing is terrible, and the characterization is just plain stupid. Also, the emoji world looks blandly animated, although the animation in the human world looks tolerable. Honestly, not as bad as Norm of the North, but still nowhere near as great as any Pixar movie EVER! It's not even as good as Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, or Phineas and Ferb whatsoever. I'd rather watch Wreck-it Ralph, Cars, The Lego Movie, Inside Out, and everything good I mentioned above than this one piece of trash disguised as a movie I was talking about.
3 Norm of the North
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January 15, 2016 We're banished! Stuck out in this wasteland of a movie! No, seriously. The animation looks hideous, and the twerking is so annoying, but I can do better than Norm's twerking.
4 Sausage Party
GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!
August 12, 2016 What kind of a movie with anthropomorphic food has swear words and other kinds of ugly things like that? I mean, it's literally inappropriate for ANYONE under 18! (sigh) It wastes the talents of actors such as Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Nick Kroll, and Bill Flipping Hader! For starters, I would rather watch Phineas and Ferb, SpongeBob, and VeggieTales (which is way better to look at than this useless, pathetic, annoying pile of junk they call a movie about food)! (panting) Even if the animation is okay, it is not that great and does NOT even save this stupid movie from being ruined by the overuse of adult content. The idea of the movie was fine and all, but why waste so much money ruining that idea and turning it into some poorly-executed adult movie? What's the point of that? You want to watch talking foods? Watch either VeggieTales or Annoying Orange instead of this huge pile of trash. The adult humor in this movie is very annoying, particularly the sausages doing shapes like... I'm not saying it. There are kids present. Oh, and the buns shaped like butts, for corn's sake! The pop culture jokes are also unfunny, and the character designs look like rip-offs of those from that "Let's All Go to the Lobby" commercial, which I would much rather watch than this stupid movie. And… There is a horrifying scene where all the foods get eaten by the humans, even small carrots! YIKES! Also, the ending was horrible, because of the grossness of the notorious orgy party. The food puns are horrible and so annoying, and they do not work! You maniacs! You idiots! It's MY job to do food puns! The amount of cursing was totally ridiculously horrible. Just horrible. The writing is also terrible, even for a movie that is meant for adults. I am not kidding. Please do not dare watch this foul mouthed excuse for a movie, if you don’t like R-rated movies like this.
5 Doogal
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February 24, 2006 We all agree: even the younger children are SUPPOSED to be angry. Sure, the animation doesn’t look so bad, but the voice talents are just wasted.
6 The Wild
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April 14, 2006 This movie is an absolute disgrace to the feud between Disney & DreamWorks! It just looks way too similar to Madagascar, which was a better movie. Anyway, the animation is weird and uncanny, the story is unoriginal, the characters are not good, they are annoying and don’t shut their mouths, and the movie just steals elements from Finding Nemo, Madagascar, and The Lion King.
7 The Happytime Murders
The Happytime Murders
August 24, 2018 We all know this is the first Muppet movie for mostly adults, but this is taking it way too far. You know what? If you really want to watch a crime comedy, please watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit instead. I mean, really, you're destroying my soul, McCarthy!
8 A Car’s Life: Sparky’s Big Adventure
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November 21, 2006 YOU ARE FIRED FROM CREATING RIPOFFS OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES!!! Please, pack up your desk, and STOP BEING DERIVATIVE!!! Okay, the animation looks really bad, and the story is badly-written.
9 The Banana Splits Movie
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July 18, 2019 What a stupid idea, making a kids' show into a creepy horror movie only adults would watch! Even worse, it ripped off the scariest game of all-time, Five Nights at Freddy’s, rather than staying faithful to the source material.
10 Barney's Great Adventure April 3, 1998
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